suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

(via the-nhu-me)

necrophilofthefuture:

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

(via polarberries)